Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Ending with some humor (laugh it is funny) from Walker Report


Why did the chicken cross the road?  
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be clear, the chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! Real change! Change he could believe in!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure, right from Day One, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
 GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
 OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
 NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2013, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2013. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Candidate Dr. Robert Lowry for Congressional Distict 23

Let 2014 be the year that Constitutional Conservatives stand up and unite for Texas and the nation. We must look ahead with a new level of determination and drive to keep the American dream alive. I am very enthusiastic about what we are going to be able to accomplish in 2014. You and I must stand together for the good of our great country. I invite you to be a part of our 2014 campaign for congress. Help ring in the new year by making a generous donation of $23, $250 or $2600.
Happy New Year,
Dr. Robert Lowry

Numerous Faces of Republicans & Democrats this past year, 2013


Judge Bill Donovan, former Judge Karen Crouch, husband, Gerald Flores, Jerry McGraw, Judges Walden Shelton, Richard Price, & Carol Styker, former Judge Renee McElhaney, Gina Castaneda, former Judge Bill Chenault, judicial candidates Virginia Maurer & Jefferson Moore, Judge Joe Appelt, Lt.Gov. candidate & Senator Leticia van de Putte, State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, former Northwest Bexas County Democrats Chair Joyce Dorrycott, Jesse Garcia, NW Democrats Chair Jacob Middleton, NISD Board Member Katie Reed, Belle Ortiz, District Clerk candidate Elva Abundis-Esparza, Congressman Joaquin Castro Chief of Staff Cary Clack,  550 KTSA Reporter Elizabeth Ruiz, Yoli Arrellano, Councilwoman Shirley Gonzalez, Judge Michael Mery, Tomas Larralde, AFL-CIO Secretary Katherine Thompson Garcia, Linda Montallano, Danny Meza, former Congressman Charlie Gonzalez

Happy New Year from the Republican Party of Bexar County

Fresh Start with Jerry Kagan for Judge County Court #1

Re-Elect Walden Shelton for Judge County Court #9

2014-Elect Wayne Christian for Texas Railroad Commission

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Fundraising Reception for CC#11 Judge Julie Wright, 1-16

Julie Wright, candidate for Judge, County Court #11 Fundraising Reception from 5:30- 7 p.m. January 16th @ location TBD.

Please come meet our candidate and learn why she IS “The Wright Choice” to be the next judge of County Court 11. For information about sponsorship levels or reservations, please contact Julie Wright at 210.881.0851 or Julie@JulieWrightforJudge.com 

If you are unable to attend, you can still support the campaign with an online donation. Go to: www.JulieWrightforJudge.com. Thanks for your support. Together we can make our courts and our community stronger!

Nelson Wolff Campaign Kick-Off for re-election @ Mi Tierra, 1-11

County Judge Nelson Wolff invites you to his campaign kick-off for re-election @ Mi Tierra, January 11th @ 9 a.m. Program begins @ 9:45 a.m.-11 a.m. 218 Produce Row.

Elect Elva Abundis-Esparza County Clerk Fundraiser, 1-4


Elect Elva Abundis Esparza for Bexar County District Clerk Fundraiser Sausage Plate Dinner with Trimmings, Saturday, January 4th from 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 3620 S. Flores.

Ballot drawing for last candidates race @ Democratic Party, 1-2

There will be a drawing for placement on the March Democratic Primary ballot between Commissioner Pct. 2 Paul Elizondo and challenger Ismael Garcia @ the Bexar County Democratic Party Headquarters, 3000 W. IH10 @ 5 p.m.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Democrat Ismael Garcia for Bexar County Commisioner Pct. 2

Rey Feo Larry Benson @ Cavalier's VIP Reception in April 2013

Rey Feo Larry Benson with judicial candidate Stephani Walsh
 
Editor's Note: In late October, Larry passed away. RIP.