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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Wu Wu Jones says "You know it is going to be a bad day, when"

Words of Warning from Wu Wu Jones (photo)


You know it is going to be a bad day when......
  • Both your twins forget to wish you a Happy Birthday

  • You wake up face down on the pavement

  • You see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your yard

  • Your birthday cake collapses under the weight of the candles

  • You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any

  • Your doctor tells you that he has good news and bad news

  • You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads, "wanted Dead or Alive"

  • You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up

  • You wake up in front of your co-workers

  • Your five day deodorant pad is in its sixth day

  • Your friend says you have a wrinkle in your hose and you are not wearing any

  • You are caught on live camera picking your nose
  • You get on a scale and the message reads, "one at a time"
  • Your best friend tries to defend your honor by saying, "I can attest he is not two-faced, because if he was, he would wear the other one!"

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