Wu Wu Jones says "You know it is going to be a bad day, when"
Words of Warning from Wu Wu Jones (photo)
You know it is going to be a bad day when......
- Both your twins forget to wish you a Happy Birthday
- You wake up face down on the pavement
- You see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your yard
- Your birthday cake collapses under the weight of the candles
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any
- Your doctor tells you that he has good news and bad news
- You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads, "wanted Dead or Alive"
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
- You wake up in front of your co-workers
- Your five day deodorant pad is in its sixth day
- Your friend says you have a wrinkle in your hose and you are not wearing any
- You are caught on live camera picking your nose
- You get on a scale and the message reads, "one at a time"
- Your best friend tries to defend your honor by saying, "I can attest he is not two-faced, because if he was, he would wear the other one!"
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