Saturday, May 24, 2008

Take a break and laugh, tell a joke and have fun this weekend


Tell a few one liners, offend everyone and then laugh!!!
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep!
  • Familiarity breeds children.
  • Laugh alone and the word thinks you are an idiot.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train.
  • Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
  • Why did the Aggie stay up all night studying? He had a urine test in the morning!
  • Have you heard about the Aggie who has an average IQ? Neither have we.
  • Confucius say, "He who runs behind bus, gets exhausted."
  • Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
  • How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry him.
  • What do you call a man who is lucky in love? A bachelor.
  • How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. (dumb!)
  • Why do you bury a lawyer 10 feet underground? Because deep down they are really nice people!
  • Why did the Post Office have to recall the new Politican stamp? Because people didn't know which side to spit on.
  • What do you do if you run over a politician? Put it in reverse.

  • And finally...What do you call a cross between a politician and a boomerang? A nasty smell you can't get rid of!!!!

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