Tell a few one liners, offend everyone and then laugh!!!
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep!
- Familiarity breeds children.
- Laugh alone and the word thinks you are an idiot.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train.
- Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
- Why did the Aggie stay up all night studying? He had a urine test in the morning!
- Have you heard about the Aggie who has an average IQ? Neither have we.
- Confucius say, "He who runs behind bus, gets exhausted."
- Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry him.
- What do you call a man who is lucky in love? A bachelor.
- How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. (dumb!)
- Why do you bury a lawyer 10 feet underground? Because deep down they are really nice people!
- Why did the Post Office have to recall the new Politican stamp? Because people didn't know which side to spit on.
- What do you do if you run over a politician? Put it in reverse.
- And finally...What do you call a cross between a politician and a boomerang? A nasty smell you can't get rid of!!!!
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